-the difference between the break and gas petals?
-that when the speed limit is 40, you should be going at least 35, not 20.
-That when you hit "reply all" it replies to EVERYONE in the string, not just one person.
-That belts only help hold the pants up, not make you look good. (OK, some strategically placed ones can I suppose...)
-that if you steal someones debit card and credit card and try to use them at the same place on the same day at different times (within a few hours) that the police WILL come and get you?
-that you are too big to have a mom when you are old enough to go out to breakfast and eat Mexican food
-that you can get a sunburn on a cloudy day
-that everything shrinks when you lose weight...from your fingers, your feet and even earlobes?
-that accounting classes will only serve to make you hate money and the people who decided how to use it.
-that bus trips to SLC are stinkin' hilarious.
-that I want to adopt an Ethiopian baby boy and name him Sven and a Asian boy and name him Juan and a Scandinavian girl and name her Shaniqua.
-That the movie Freedom Writers is my favorite movie and still makes me cry, years later.
-that I met the most amazing person the other day...amazing.
-that I have an enormous amount of grey hair
-that I am the most blessed person, ever.
I just wanted to share, just so you know.
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