So, it has been going on for years. I have watched as others have been sucked in and I have stood by hoping not to see another person I know fall into the trap. He is like poison ivy...painful and makes you feel that constant urge to itch. When you do itch, it is like heaven, but it bleeds and leaves a scar.
I beg of you...don't fall prey to his spell!
I watched in disgust That 70's Show. Dude, Where's My Car was further proof of his heinousness.
Don't think I haven't had my weak moments, I have. Have you seen The Guardian? It's like he has acting skill. And then there was What Happens in Vegas...
Oh, I have been weak. But I know better now. I can barely stand the guy.
He sneaks up on you, in those Nikon commercials between Glee and Friday Night Lights, trying to be all nice guy and stuff. And he has this twitter account where he talks all about world peace. Trying to reel you in.
Don't forget the scars that itching can leave!
And don't, under any circumstances, go see his new movie, Killers. Don't. That will be one itch that will leave a scar. A big one.
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I can hadley stand this guy! However my love for Katherine Higel makes me have to see that movie. However I will be strong and not jump on the bandwagon known for Ashton Kutcher...I will not!
No, Liz...don't jump on the band wagon, walk next to it, or even look at the thing! My great love of Kathrine was also my driving force. Just remember the itching...its not worth it...really!!!!
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