For Sale:
One devoted and loyal best friend. Great Personality, enjoys cooking and reading. Will try most things. Compliments are abundant and will listen or talk for hours, or minutes. Great smile and eyes. Lacks the ability to be everything, but tries her hardest. Gets frustrated just sitting around or with people who won't just voice their opinions. Doesn't like onions and can't eat watermelon.
One best friend is for sale for the price of acceptance.
Direct inquiries to me. Hurry, this suddenly available best friend is a limited time offer.
Buyer beware: broken heart and trust issues included. Cries on command and at all awkward moments.
5 comments:
you know i've already bought and paid for you. Got my return tenfold if you ask me. I'm not trading you in either. YOu're stuck with me! lol
PS: everyone else can go away, you're my BFF and no one else can have you! lol.
Sorry things are isshy for you lately. I'd be there in a flash to fix things for you if i could. XOXOXO
So who may I ask left this vacancy, do I need to have some one's legs broken? I do have conections you know.... I would totally fill you vacancy as well, but alas I am far away. You are such a hot comodity that I know you will be snatched up again in no time.
WHAT! I would think you would be booked solid with a 1 year waiting list!
Thanks guys. It was a rough day and a lot of hurt feelings. I am grateful that I have such great friends, just hurting at the loss of a dear friend.
No contracts need be taken out, I just need a day or two to cry it out.
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